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Features: Curves - The ONLY original Made from Medical-Grade Silicone Natural Feel - Curves Pass the Hug Tst Natural look - Hollywood's Best Kept Secret & #1 Choice Curves Have a 30-Day Guarantee & Warranted for 1 Year
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Curves Breast Enhancer by A Perfect Little Something
I was trying to make up with my girlfriend Lisa after that whole Norelco fiasco so I decided that I would get her something special as a makeup present. I remembered that she was talking about getting some kind of wonder bra (whatever that is) or something like that so this morning when she left to go shopping with Jody I started rummaging around in her drawer(she only gets one because we're not living together or nothing) to see if they had sizes on them so I would know what to get from the mall. Now I don't know if you've ever seen the inside of one of these `girlie' drawers but it might as well be a peep show for all the scantily clad images that went through my mind as I rummaged around. I felt like I should go to confession or something. I finally found one that looked sorta like a normal one and had it hanging in my hand when suddenly Tobie (my dachshund) comes sneaking into the room and grabs on to the other end and starts up with a tug of war. I'm thinking `holy cow, he's gonna ruin the darn thing when I hear a loud pop and Tobie does a backward somersault while the plastic snap(that thing guys can never get open) on the bra wacks me in the eye and I'm jumping around yellin and Tobie's yappin away with half the bra on his head like some sort of weird beanie. Sure enough the bra is torn in two and I'm thinking `she's gonna kill me for sure this time' So I decide I better get down to the mall and figure something out. I jumped in my car and raced out of the driveway only to be pulled over by a cop at the end of our street who comes sauntering up like John Wayne and gets my license and registration and keeps looking over at half the bra setting on the passenger seat and the other half still on Tobies noggin and looks like he's trying to figure out if there's some kind of law I'm breaking. I guess he couldn't think of anything because he finally wrote me a ticket and let me go but I did see him in my rear view mirror standing there scratching his chin and looking like he wanted to jump in his car and chase me again. Maybe it was just my nerves talking. So I get to the mall and I'm standing in front of Victoria's Secret trying to figure out how to do this. I'm thinking `do I just go right in or are guys even allowed in the store?' So I figure I'll take the middle line and start sidling little by little towards the entrance just in case the mall guard hollers at me or something and then I realize I probably look like some kinda wacko, so I figure `what the heck, let's just get `er done' and I charge right in. And then it hits me---I have no idea what I'm doing here---and I'm surrounded by lacy stuff I can't even begin to identify. I'm like WAY out of my element and in my nervousness I just walk up and start rifling through one of the racks and act like I know what I'm doing. Suddenly a sales girl appears at my elbow and I jump about a foot like I just got caught trying on women's undies of something. She asks in a sort of a giggle if I need any help and I burst out with a rambling tirade about Lisa and the her diminutive stature and wonder bras and on and on until she finally just hold up her finely manicured hand like she's a traffic cop or something and I come to a sputtering halt. "You don't need the wonder bra" she says "I've got just the thing and your girlfriend will like this much better." and she leads me over to a display near the front window that has these squishy things that look like rubber pancakes (only rounder on the top) and then just stands there like its all self explanatory. I guess the look on my face gave me away because she then proceeded with a short tutorial about breast enhancers and the proper care and feeding thereof. She insisted that I feel what they're made of and, with due chagrin, I reached out and gave it a squeeze. "not so bad' I thought and gave it an even bigger squeeze. Well at the exact same moment, my neighbor Billy(Jody's boyfriend) walks by and does a double take on me standing in Victoria's Secret squeezing rubber boobs--in the front window no less. He just shot me a black look, shook his head, and kept walking. Long story short, I have her wrap them up in a gift box and me and Tobie ride back home whistling and barking and singing songs from `That 70's Show' thinking all our problems are remedied, all prayers answered. I get home and put the little box on the kitchen table front and center and start watching the Sox on the tube, when Lisa and Jody come banging in with a bunch of groceries. I yell out something like "Check out the perfect little something I got for you my love" (I'm really trying to lay it on thick) With a peal of laughter, Lisa comes running into the living room all happy go lucky with Jody smiling at her side and unwraps the gift. I'm thinking "I am SO awesome!" Well, the looks that skittered across her face one by one were a pain to behold--- elation, expectation, confusion, recognition, double-take, disappointment, anger, rising fury, tears--- and then the whole nine yards (box, wrapping paper, ribbons, rubber boobs, and gift card) came flying in my direction while Jody,(after a mean word or two) with a concilitory arm around Lisa's shoulder, was leading her in the other direction. They disappeared out the back door and I haven't seen them since. At least she hasn't been back to clean out her drawer or anything. I guess that Wonder bras and Curves breast enhancers just don't add up to the same thing in Lisa's mind (regardless of what the highly-manicured, know-it-all lady from Victoria's Secret had to say on the subject.) I'm still gonna have to give it five stars because even though Lisa doesn't like them, Me and Tobie think they're swell. I mean, nothing like having an extra pair of boobs around the house. Takes the heat off me and the mut. Steve and Tobie from Belchertown, MA
Curves Breast Enhancer by curves
"Curves" are a brilliant product, very comfortable to wear, far more comfortable and more natural looking than similar cheaper products I have tried. They also wear better than cheaper products: I had my last pair for nearly ten years before the silicon began to wear out. I would recommend them to anyone like myself who has a small bust and lacks confidence because of this: they give my figure a more balanced look and make me feel terriffic! They can be worn in any underwired bra, bikini or swimsuit
Curves Breast Enhancer by Curves are the best!
I have worn Curves for years & they are far superior to others on the market. They also have real customer service & a warranty. Good product, don't waste your time & money with cheap [...].
Curves Breast Enhancer by Product Description
Curves, the Invisible Breast Enhancer, available in 2 colors: Peach (for lighter complexions) and translucent Mocha (for women of color). Four sizes in all, Demi (CV02), Small, Medium and Large. For more than 5 years, Curves have been the #1 choice of Hollywood actresses and top supermodels worldwide. Hollywood's Best Kept Secret and its Ultimate Special Effect. Curves are the original and the most natural, softest, highest quality silcone gel breast enhancer pads that look, feel, weigh and even bounce like real breasts. Made is USA. Patented.

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