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Title: Nautica Jeans Men's Short Sleeve Baker Plaid Woven Shirt
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Manufacturer: Nautica Jeans
List Price: $39.50
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Features:
- 100% Cotton
- Button front pocket
- Shoulder details
- Machine wash cold with like colors; tumble cry low
- Imported
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| Nautica Jeans Men's Short Sleeve Baker Plaid Woven Shirt by Nautica Jeans A night not worth remembering | | I went out to a very prestigious Scottsdale club on a recent Saturday night. That's where I noticed a Botox beauty sitting in the corner by herself. She looked down, but upon further examination, the collagen injection she must have recently had done made her lips look kind of pouty. A moment later we locked eyes. At least I think she was looking at me, but her fake eyelashes were in the way. She drunkenly stumbled toward me. It wasn't a normal drunken stumble. It was more jittery, as if she had taken 3 Percocets an hour or so earlier. Anyway, it looked hot. as she neared she tripped over herself and grabbed for my Nautica Baker Plaid Woven Shirt for support. I was surprised that the buttons held up while my shirt was supporting all 95 pounds of this top heavy beauty. She was able to pull herself up and whisper into my ear, "i rwikeew yoooo sheeyart." With that I grabbed my iPhone and went immediately to babelfish.com to translate her cryptic message. It turns out that "i rwikeew yoooo sheeyart" is drunken bimbo for "I like your shirt." I knew then that it was time for me to make the kill. I told her I wanted to explore her apertures this evening. I guided her out of the bar, to a cab and back to her apartment. I won't go into the details of the remainder of the evening, but it was a night not worth remembering. I owe this, and the intermittent burning sensation while urinating to my Nautica Short Sleeve Baker Plaid Woven Shirt. |
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